Bro, go walk these canals along their entire lengths and measure the depth in intervals. Mark it down in a notebook titled "UK Canal Conspiracy" and put everything you find out about it in there. That way you can stop posting it here and maybe after some time you'll have actual evidence instead of a string of news articles tied together by Lemmy posts.

You’re back with a fresh account, I see.

Have you ever considered that maybe the Canals are hungry?