Ohh, I see a lot of potential in this template. Do we have a meme economy community yet?

Do you not have screens on your windows?

What country are you posting from where your sleeping area has mosquitos in it?

Cause I live in the part of Ontario that's basically a rainforest right now, the mosquitos are so bad I can't go outside, but inside there are zero. In part due to helpful spiders.

That clunky sentence irks me:

I'll have a good sleep tonight.

Shout-out to window screens! With them I get maybe one mosquito in my bedroom a year

Tires are the enemy.

Me when in India. Before going to sleep I go thru the whole house and kill every lil bastard. As soon as the lights are off, Buzz buzz in my ears

Old tires are often full of mosquito babies so I always give em a good honk of DDT like Donald Duck taught me

The villain of Rubber claims another victim

Generally if I can't find the mosquito that's buzzing around me at nught I drag an arm above the sheets like: "Here, land on this and do your thing quietly!". Although it's not ideal regarding the disease they transmit…