Lemme guess though that weed will still get you fired

Hey look at us! A country that can’t manage to recruit anyone into our government who hasn’t committed a sex crime.

Bestiality should be an automatic disqualification for continuing to breathe.

are they in that much of a hurry to hire?

Googly Eyed CHUDs have unique hiring rules.

Hey, if the boss can do it, why can't the rest of the agents?

one of these things is not like the other

LMAO they do this but won't hire you for the strangest, normal things unless you are their prostitute. Down terrible and not surprising.

into megaphone: .. Bear .. bear fucker! Do you need enlistment?

FBI looking for furries to join up.

Big relief for Ka$h. Not the prostitution thing, the other one. Well, the prostitution thing, too.

Straight out of blazing saddles.

spiderkash is sick of all the lame vanilla missionary bozos in FBI

You just know that they're relaxing these rules because of specific candidates and what came up during their background checks.