My neighbor told me fascists keep buying his proprietary social media platforms so I asked how many proprietary platforms he uses and he said he just goes to a new platform whenever it happens so I said it sounds like he's just growing social media platforms to sell to fascists and then his daughter started crying.

Some American company or another (Operation Bluebird) so ... yeah. Not going to use it ever.

White tie -- specifically a wing collar shirt and a white bow tie. I'm not sure what's on the collar at the nape of his neck, but it would be funny if it was a clip.