"I've crafted these massive eyes through generations of slaughter and dismemberment. Epochs of genocide molded us, catered our destiny to us upon plates spilling over with an endless feast of pulsing viscera. We're no more hardy, but we are aware. No longer the simple prey item we used to be. We see you long before you might ever find us."

People-
"Hehe, big eyes make it look like an egg baby."

(And they are darn cute, never will I deny that)

Not too tan, but quite egg-shaped.

Pixar movie when?

Goddamn, even the squrrels are kawaii.

Why is everything cuter in Japan?

If I squint these look like bosses from a video game.

The thumbnail looked terrifyingly like skulls through my sleep addled eyes.