Easy enough to find. Just look for the blocker car.

Why is the beer measured in weight?

Suspects have been identified

I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble!

Good thing the truck doesn't have GPS tracking, or something.

This could be the plot for an amazing B movie

Thief: "can't really drive right now. Sorry, not sorry"

you have exactly 18 days and 44 minutes to return our truck,

Why this amount? Also no.

I mean of the domestic pilsners, it’s decent.

If you’re into that kinda thing

Did the thieves know what they were taking?

Let them keep it

Were Pabst moving beer for someone else? If it was their own stuff, surely the headline should be "40,000 pounds of piss water inside" instead.