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[–] 65 points 2 months ago
[–] 29 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Eh, I could chill with Obama. He seems like he's a cool guy. And then I could say "I know a guy who knows Bruce Springsteen".

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I read dozens of books for girls.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    I mean, as a strategy to meet interesting people it is pretty awesome from a human connection standpoint. But you still need to close that deal beyond that. I'd love it if someone was all reading some of the weird shit I am into just to causally throw a reference my way to get me interested. Don't mean we're gonna fuck on the first date.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    He invites you over, you are excited, he seems cool, then he asks you to play basketball, you are not really a aports person but sure, its Obama. He then just proceeds to use the opportunity tontrash talk you while kicking you ass at basketball.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago

    Will there be board games?

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    [–] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Will he be wearing the tan suit?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    STOP to Quit

    GO to Hit

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Eh fuck it I'm game.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Michelle is a fine lady. I'd be down to be the milk in their chocolate, wink wink, nudge nudge.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    somehow would still be a better prez than what the world has to deal with now

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