There's a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call them, they aren't gonna come

How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave

Etc.

Heh my kid has a T-shirt like this.

Except white-on-black.

And his name is Bob.

(And yes, I keep wanting to say he has Bitch Tits every time I read the damn thing. Fucking meatloaf).

It was like $2 on Temu and it was his favorite shirt until it fell apart in the wash a week later.

J/k. It's made of plastic. The shirt will outlive him and probably the rest of humanity.

Wow. That a hodge-podge bundle of mugabe-grade shit. It’s not even a shitpost, it’s just pure shit.