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๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] 8 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Sammy has realised there are many people in the streets outside who have not seen his anus. This must be rectified

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Sunning the taint is a legit yoga move.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    During summer it's how I start every day

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago

    When they say the secretary runs the office, the food truck runs the daily thread. xx bacon.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago

    At work we're constantly scrambling to try figure out where sales come from and what's working. At Coffee I can send an email on a Sunday afternoon and see a day later that it made $2.5k.

    Different contexts but it's so interesting how different the two places are

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    Discussion thread? No, delicious thread

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    tired

    been reading a new psych book

    personal stuff below

    spoilerI'm kinda sad that my father was worse than I thought, at the same time it's liberating to know it wasn't me, also, I'm angry he interfered in my family relationships, telling people half truths and lies

    story. When I lived in Europe I thought it might be nice to meet some relatives. I called an elderly aunt, my mother's sister. I had never spoken to her in all my life, never exchanged a letter. She spent 30 minutes berating me for being a bad sinful person. She told me my father told her. I had no idea. After hanging up I cried.

    25 years later I thought of this again. I had changed my mindset from my father was an inept communicator to seeing a pattern of him isolating his kids. Why? I think he was scared I would tell people what a shitty husband and father he was.

    It seems like reading this book is a painful and useless exercise but I think it's making me more secure in my self image.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Breakfast for all! Bacon you are a genius.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    Superglue accident. Run out of nail polish remover. Time to commit crimes whist lacking fingerprints.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    had such an early breakfast I was starving by 11, had a few bikkies with my decaf, they taste like burning

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Something to wake me up, please. Please, oh please.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago

    Quiet here today, hope everyone got some sunshine and at least a little peace today. Night all!

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago

    Good night everyone, sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Crab Rangoon and a Mai Tai thanks

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