I would wrap them in colorful contact paper so I never had to look at her hateful name. Make that ugliness pretty, at least.

Someone gifted me a set of the books. They "discovered jesus" and wanted to "get rid of temptations" and they "know [I] like secular stuff like witchcraft"

I took the books, said "Fuck Rowling but I could find a use"

Whenever I start a fire, I have plenty of kindling. The third one burned quite well, and honestly I wonder if the paper was treated with something because it really did seem to burn much more readily...

You could say they transitioned from literature to monitor stand. They are transpotter books.

Holds up well.

I never bought the books, always pirated them (thrift stores). Read them before she truly went crazy and then never read them again.

I don't like the USB hub pulling on your laptop. But also, great idea!

Even this would be too much for me...