Someone who worked with both Presidents talked about the differences between Lyndon Johnson and John Kennedy.

If Kennedy saw someone reading a book he would assume the man was working hard.

If LBJ saw a man reading, he'd assume they were goofing off.

Does anybody know what’s the name of the painting?

My wife. I will never read a book until divorce is final.

Whatchu readin' for?

"How's the book?"

"What's it about?"

"Are you hungry?"

Gets to this face every time!

Extroverts don't believe in introverts.

I am quite sure humans started eating fish as a way to get people off their back and let them sit in peace without being disturbed for not appearing busy.

Aaaaaargh!