Fuck that guy

Fun fact: Cromwell died from a mosquito bite during one of his campaigns in Ireland.

Dear Mosquitos, you know what to do.

Reminder that $30m is $0.0bn, to the nearest tenth of a billion dollars. Billionaires should not exist.

I really wish Ireland would stop hosting Zuckerberg's scammy ad company and all the other useless parasite corporations that hole up there.

I sincerely wish Mark the best of luck for his new home. I hope he spends ten, nay, hundred times as much as he paid for it, on renovating the place and making it fit for him. I hope he truly spends every dime to make this place fit for a modern king.

And then I hope he doesn’t get to live in it for a single day.

This is such a stupid life.

And he earned that by.... Making everyone life worse. That was his contribution to society. He fucked us all and got a castle in reward.

i presume this is for tax dodging?

I’m sure this is what the IRA fought for. Independence.

Epstein Castle, opening soon.

I thought that the Irish were traditionally not too keen on foreign assholes coming over and taking their stuff?

I hope it's full of fairies, banshees, and evil Alabama leprechauns.

May his days there be torture.

Fuck you Mark Zuckerberg. Just because I haven't said it yet, today.

One notes the absence of a goddamned data center on the property. Good enough for American backyards, not good enough for him.

May it be a curse to him.

yo people who own cropdusters...

They will not be "caring for" the property, nor anything else. Let's be honest

Time for a siege!

Fetchez la vache!

Build a datacenter right next to it. /s

30M? Chump change for him. Ireland, get a wealth tax ready just in case

He's going to build some evil rocket based machine under one of those towers. Once it reaches orbit, it would steal everyone's, except his, personal information at once, to accomplish his super vilain dream of the complete destruction of privacy.
Our only hope is a nerd/pirate/trans/furry/tankie elite commando from the Fediverse to arrive at the last minute and make his evil scheme fail, with some fireworks at the end.
Candidatures are open, please bring attack plans suggestions.

I wonder how constrained he will be by planning laws.

Walks around saying

"King of the castle"

"King of the castle"

i just think it's funny a castle costs 10% of a superyacht.

shows you how much these people matter on a historical scale. he's flexing on us but pretty fucking lame compared to billionaires in 2346 who'd have megaships travelling through the cosmos.

take a moment to laugh at this loser. have fun in your castle while you check your smartphone on the toilet, asshole. i can do that in pissant suburbia.

Rosie O'Donnell just can't get away from this american largesse.

It’s gonna be guarded by 100 of those new Chinese Kung-Fu robots. A few of them will mow the lawns and maybe milk a cow.

go get him, rosie, go get him good.

Why is this world news. Who cares.

The Man in the High Castle

Fucking Eejit

BUILD A NEW CASTLE YOU CHEAP LAZY FUCK.