my wifes favorite way to have sex is doggy style; i sit up and beg then she yell no

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[–] 41 points 2 months ago* (4 children)
  • [–] 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Same. I've never had your wife turn me down either.

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  • [–] 58 points 2 months ago

    Holy shit this is boomer af

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  • [–] 89 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    arethestraightsokay or boomerhumor?

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago

    Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago

    Does she at least let you hump her leg?

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago

    Boomer? Yes.

    But Rodney Dangerfield was great.

    "I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal...

    He made me pay in advance."

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Imagine having sex. Can't be me.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    If your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable

    Women don’t fuck people they don’t like

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.

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  • [–] -2 points 2 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Dont marry in the first place

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