Stargate SG-1 Crusade S9E19

Panel 1: Teal'c saying "You have been impregnated without copulation?" Panel 2: Vala saying "Yes, have any of you ever heard anything like it?" Panel 3: Cameron saying: "Well, there's one..." Panel 4: Teal'c saying "Darth Vader."

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[–] 26 points 2 months ago (15 children)
  • [–] [S] 26 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    Trip also gets pregnant in Star Trek: Enterprise from, like, shaking hands with an alien or something.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    Technically, that was impregnation.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] [S] 24 points 2 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Dude, keep this filth away from here!

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    NSFW:

    Enterprise spoiler, kinda

    This is what actually happened in the episode. Trip was under the impression that this was a game or something, where players placed their hands into a dish of pebbles that did... something. What he did not understand was that this was actually a ritual that involved transmitting genetic material from one individual to another.

    Star Trek: Enterprise S1E5 "Unexpected"

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I hate this episode. Trip was literally raped and it’s played off for laughs for the whole thing.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Stargate wasn't much better. Jack fights off a rape attempt and immediately, Dr. Fraiser explains to him how he should feel honored to have been chosen as a victim.

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  • Dipping hands into a bowl of glass beads, IIRC.

    And then he goes off in engineering about how dangerous a man lift is, because if you hold onto what are clearly hand rails, a support will chop your hand off, and some dipshit is like "Who would put their hands there?" as if you wouldn't grab at the waist high rails riding a lift in a ship that might pitch and roll. They try to play it like he's hormonal but it's a solid point.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Oh yeah and she does NOT make it clear to him that what they're doing is sex (although I suppose you could interpret that as a cultural miscommunication). She's just like oh I didn't think you could get pregnant though I didn't think it was a big deal oopsie!

    That show was just soooo horny all the way through.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    These 3 need to be starring cast in another SciFi serial together, and let's bring on Amanda Tapping to direct.

    Who's on that? Brad, do you have the bandwidth you take this project on?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Not that it matters but the Immaculate Conception is not the Virgin Birth of Jesus, it's Mary's conception since she was born without Original Sin.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Damn I forgot how much I love fuzzy head Tealc

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Darth impregnator.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    So does this imply that the Guald don't know about artificial insemination? Does that further imply they are mainly vegetarian?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Can really only infer about Jaffa from this scene. However, since Goa'uld know everything their host knows, and have genetic memory, I'm certain they are aware of it

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    And Jaffa certainly were not strict vegetarians. Teal'c's favorite food was turkey.

    EDIT: As for Goa'uld, the only time I can remember seeing any eat at all was Nerus, who was gorging on chickens/turkeys.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    There was the entire summit in which they ate Goa'uld

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Ah, right. S5E16 "Last Stand"

    Definitely not vegetarians, and that even arguably makes them cannibals. The only way you could argue that is not cannibalism is because it's technically the human host who is eating that Goa'uld here. It's not a Goa'uld itself eating the Goa'uld.

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  • [–] -3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Typed a comment about Claudia Black but then noticed rule 3, so I will instead politely upvote and move on.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    And yet you still managed to make a comment about Claudia Black

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