Hey, glasshole! Your pervert glasses just got a new update!

The patent system is a joke.

There is so much obvious prior art that should invalidate this, from multiple sci-fi franchises.

I'm going to say this: I don't think all the data centres being put up are for public llm use. I think they're for AI surveillance networks. No need to use mobile phones or cards when you can have an AI spot someone from CCTV camera footage.

zuckerbot has decided internet wasnt enough to learn about humanity, he needs to read peoples minds, and lives.

Are there any non-pervert glasses? Like no camera but with built in ear buds and ability to show notifications on your glasses? Like a smartwatch but in your glasses with earbud built in.

Lucky i already have the power to look at a face and recognise it...

mark zuckerberg must have the hardest time making any sort of genuine human connection.

Wasn‘t the Black Mirror episode about this technology exactly about a dinner party too? Tech bros don‘t have a single original thought yet they think they can automate creativity.

Facebook really wants a legal monopoly on the concept of pervert glasses, don't they?

Living in the moment is lost for future generations. I am so glad I'm old enough to have been able to be drunk and do so many stupid funny things without people recording it and watch it out of context.

Sounds like a great way to make sure no one comes.

One highlight at the dinner party of me grabbing the glasses and snapping them in half

Who does Meta think wants any of this crap?

I remember that episode of Black Mirror!

Fantastic way to relive your own beating

502-butt cheek

"Record more of your personal life for us to harvest."

If you see people wearing meta glasses, make fun of them. It should be the latest most uncool thing ever. DO NOT fuck them.

Mark Zuckerberg is a cunt

This is great! It's been frankly hard work avoiding using Meta, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Threads and all of Zuckerberg's other merciless surveillance and manipulation systems, and now I don't have to worry about avoiding it any more because I don't need to give deliberate consent at all, I only need to be within range of someone who has given unwitting consent on my behalf. And inside my own home when I'm my most unguarded and sincere, believing I'm only sharing my thoughts with the people present. What a win!

I'm not attending any shindig where anyone is wearing these privacy invading glasses. And if I'm hosting I'm kicking them out.

What I don't get, is people keep saying how dangerous this is for women, knowing our government doesn't give a shit about women.

We need to get the rightwing voters pissed over these, talk about how pedos are going to be following their kids around all day with these.

Get em to start confronting people in glasses demanding to see if theyre recording. They'll be false positives of course, but that's why we need to stop saying "meta glasses".

Oakley partners with them, call them "Oakley cameras" or something, make the pushback hurt any large brand that partners with them. People will be unwilling to buy any Oakley's, because idiots will confront them to see if it's a camera.

That's how we beat this shit, facts and logic ain't going to work, the idiots are already being manipulated and it's easier to manipulate them some more than explain real concerns.

Again? Didn't they make a statement saying "no u" back in like February and then again in like April?

Edit: February and June. My mistake.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/technology/meta-facial-recognition-smart-glasses.html

https://www.wired.com/story/meta-smart-glasses-face-recognition-nametag-connections/

Meta removed the facial recognition feature 2 days ago because of public pushback over privacy concern. But Facebook knows how this game is played: people latch onto some other egregious thing they get worked up about and lose interest - or they get ground down into compliance - and the facial recognition feature will make a quiet comeback eventually.

Meta Patents Pervert Glasses to Use Facial Recognition to Secretly Identify People, Make Creepy Highlight Reels of Your Dinner Party