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[–] 18 points 3 months ago

A written statement from his office. Totally trustworthy /s. Not even another low effort photo. He's either dead or unconscious.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago

    Nobody spends this much time reporting on other, ordinary, elderly patients.

    But we get to hear about how this fucking walking corpse is doing, who's not doing the job he's been elected and handsomely paid to do, takes a months-long medical leave without warning HR or losing his job like ordinary citizens do, and worked hard all his wretched life to make sure nobody else could do what he does.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    I haven’t seen one single news report saying anyone has actually seen him though.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Show us video, from a believable news source. I bet he's actually dead.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    And after leaving, he will become part of blue angels acrobatic team. But first he will personally subdue Iran with his superhuman strength.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Incoming catastrophic car crash in 3 ... 2 ... 1

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    He’s leaving “rehab” because he’s on the way to the funeral home.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Yeah. Leaving rehab feet first.

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