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[–] 16 points 3 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] [S] 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Please don't put your dick in the molten salt

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    It's okay, I've got 911 on speed dial. They know what to expect when they see me on the caller ID.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah I'm gonna call it now and say they're not expecting that

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago