Don’t ask me how I know this but there’s about to be a major bird flu pandemic originating in Africa. It will ravage the continent and spread worldwide. This is the first part of the Illuminati’s depopulation agenda which will result in a US coup, World War III, and nuclear apocalypse by May 17 2027. I don’t expect you to believe me, but screenshot this post and revisit it when the news starts covering the pandemic.

Stock up on guns and food, stay away from cities. Good luck

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[–] 13 points 3 months ago

On what date will the goalposts be moved?

Cults typically wait until after the magic date, but cunning grifters like to move them early and often.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago

    Your meds. You should take them.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Cool story

    Anyway here's the aerodynamic profile of a cow

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    You don't know this, so no one will ask.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Don’t ask me how I know

    I speculate you made it up

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Why the fuck would a bird flu originate from Africa? That's the dumbest thing I've heard. That's just mentioning Africa because it sounds exotic.

    0/10 Unrealistic

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Bookmarked and screenshotted.

    Bug if true.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Disbelieve. No one would give up such valuable Kalshi/Polymarket info like this.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Suuure buddy

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