The result gave lloD his first major title more than two decades after he began competing. It was also the first time a Peach player had won a Melee major since Armada claimed Super Smash Con in 2018.

So close, damn it.

I hope Dr. lloD respects their moral obligation to crush people - at least in casual games - while playing as "Dr Mario".

If professionals are winning tournaments and then going back to their massive salary, then what am I doing with my life?!

orthopedic surgery resident

"There's a promising new procedure for treatment of genu varum."

"Great. When do we start?"

"FALCON PONCH!!!"

Go ahead and bump "Doctor" a little further down on your resume, home dog. You have a new title to show off

You're telling me PPMD wasn't a real MD?