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[–] 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

punish iran for what? existing when the us attacked them and started a war?

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  • [–] 53 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Have they tried giving Iran $300billion again?

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  • [–] 52 points 3 months ago

    Witness the peak of meritocracy...

    simpsons meme - we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas, changed to we've tried issuing ultimatums and tacos - with hegseth and trump's faces superimposed.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    When management has to ask employees for ideas on what to do, it shows how much shit they have on the table

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Force Trump as their president.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    He would be in charge for as long as it takes for the first person to get in arms or bullet length of him. A light punishment with huge upside for both parties.

    They say that a good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. I feel like this is one of those "exception to the rule" situations.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Literally would end the war. US military plane lands in Tehran to drop off the (ex)POTUS as an apology.

    "Our pseudo-democratic system gave us this shitstain for a leader. We're sorry. Here he is, do with him as you please."

    Though at that point I suspect the US Military will be in the white house and I don't see that as any better.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Start offering them US health insurance?

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  • [–] 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    How about bombing schools? Oh no, that's been done hasn't it?

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I suspect the military is looking for something that will distract Trump from launching nukes.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago

    "Creative and Unconventional" Stop the war, the unnecessary killing of citizens and keeping the fuel prices up. Stop talking to Netanhayu and helping him out.

    Ohhh.. to "punish" Iran.. For what exactly?

    Is that relevant to the punishment or is it just arbitrary?

    They apparently like war, and that's why they allegedly want a nuclear weapon. So don't engage with them. That will really piss them off.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    Haha like what if we all sucked each other's dicks like as a joke and sent it to the Islamic Republic, I mean obviously jk but like wouldn't that be hella funny? They would be so mad

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Have you tried to turn it off and on again?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Leave Iran alone, and don't talk to them.

    That'll show 'em!

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    Deport all the tough-talking MAGAts and white supremacists there.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I highly recommend you leave them alone you ignorant fools.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    How bout honoring their oath to the constitution and overthrowing these pedophiles and traitor politicians

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    I wish the troops would concentrate more on disobeying unlawful orders.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Economic incentives, the way all modern wars should be fought

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago*

    Make Iran be led by Pete !

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Incorporate “Four Seasons, Persia”

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Spank them.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago*

    Why don't you remind them if I can't have 14 year old Iranian girls in the super adventure club then noone can and bomb another girl only school?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago*

    Search & Destroy : Sweep & Clear
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    Creative & Unconventional : Cruel & Unusual

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    ="We lost the war"

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Paint the aircraft carriers as giant LBGTQ flags ?

    Use Drones to drop pro LBQT flyers into Iran ?

    Paint the Charle Hebdo cartoon on the Carrier landing decks ?

    Have the landing deck full of sailors and then bend over and moon Iran with everyone having a Charlie Hebdo tattoo on their ass as they sail the SoH?

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