Third one is basically their fault too.

Sure, but his American descendants kept the tradition and the excuse alive for centuries after that snazzy hat went out of style.

The ones we kicked out.

Imagine being so creatively bankrupt you can’t even draw your own soyjack meme.

Nah, it checks out. 32 stars on the flag points to a 9 month period between 1858 and 1859, there were a ton of capotain-wearing Puritans around then. That definitely isn’t a fashion trend as removed from 1858 as we are from 1858!