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 Top 10 jobs kids want

1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor

Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist

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[–] 41 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Former Child Actor in a close 11th place

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S MINE 💜

    I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A "COMPENSATED ANARCHIST" IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    Monster Truck Driver has to be to in the top 15 at least.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Forsaken aerialist is top 5 for sure

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  • [–] 50 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    Transcription of image with list:

     Top 10 jobs kids want
    
    1. Tik tok
    2. Wojak artist
    3. Woke
    4. Driver
    5. Bureaucrat
    6. AirBnB squatter
    7. Holy fool
    8. Highwayman / train robber
    9. Crisis actor
    

    Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    How do i get paid as a woke moralist, i did my time in the comment section i want back pay and a woke pension...

    Will settle for being a Holy fool

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Dungeon Crawler Carl reference?

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I just want to be the stunt cock when movies need to show a big dong.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    12.45% wants to go into priesthood? That is more than previous generations.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Holy Fool is a legitimate job ok??

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Well my nine-to-five is a woke moralist gig but at least once a week I pick up a shift as a holy fool, and that’s where my real passion is.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    "I was a highwayman. Along the coach road I did ride...."

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    "Carl, why do you have that stupid goblin cook book in your hotbar???"

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If "compensated anarchist", can I be an Anarcho-Autist?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    I'd go for Woke Moralist. Trans rights! Free Palestine! Go vegan!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Y'all are getting paid?!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Sign me up for highwayman!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Somehow I think “woke moralist” is nothing more than an SJW with a TikTok account that has unoriginal but popular hot takes and virtue signaling.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Google debunker

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Sometimes you've gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea

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