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[–] 53 points 3 months ago

"DAMN fine coffee...and HOT"

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago

    "I know who killed Laura Palmer..."

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Why are there 2 forks is he planning to eat double handed

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Well then they’re missing the second mug

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    [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    they got a cherry pie that'll kill ya!

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    [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    All that's missing is a cigarette.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Black and piping hot

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Thank you Norma.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    "Big things happen in big places, and the sooner I file my report, the sooner I can get back to them."

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I HEARD THAT!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Small town? FBI? That pie needs a slice a cheese.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Gordon Cole voice This is REAL gold cooper

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Massive, massive quantities!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Misogynist remark to the waitress, and her sassy comeback that lets him know she's interested, but won't be objectified.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Also reminiscent of Supernatural.

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