You should always have your own copy of any contract. Don't rely on the other party to keep one for you.

Mfw my mortgage had an entire section titled "Lorem ipsum", written completely in Latin.

Elon: "Hey mary what happened to that file with the biblical text?.... mary?....."

Not sure how much of this to believe, but don't sign any arbitration agreements

better start learning enochian.

All those "begats" at the beginning of the old testament. Everyone grew extremely old and died, except for Enoch. He broke the pattern. While he was a young man he went and "walked with God". They left his story out of the bible but it lives on in the apocrypha.