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[–] 107 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fuck you.

    I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

    (Good job)

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago*

    What I actually read was:

    Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like β€œwhat the fuck” and β€œcall the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.

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    [–] 172 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    It really, really didn't need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.

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  • [–] 65 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?

    Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?

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    [–] 38 points 1 year ago

    WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    5 bucks on there is some perv hiding in there.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They can hold it for you so you don't have to wash your hands after.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I mean, did they need to make it person shaped..?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Suddenly passing butter doesn't seem like such a terrible destiny

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Why does it have hands and a face?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    If they're going to give this thing arms and a head, they should at least let you piss in its mouth.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They manage to do the same at my doctor’s office with a little plastic cup.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    If he gives a hand I'll buy that.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The bad timeline version of Eva from Wall-E.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I thought it was a hoax when I couldn't find anything on "urinebot", but "urobot" brings this up.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I like that it's pretending to be a urinal. Don't mind me, I'm just a regular ole piss receptacle. I bet it likes it. Good for it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago*

    Now the flowers will grow.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Can't wait for someone to hack it & make it do things.

    Or install (software & hardware) mods.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Can you play doom with your piss?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I mean, the answer is obviously yes, but I def get Duke vibes.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I am sure somebody out there really, really loves the design.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    We should stop substituting people for robots!!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    To laugh and talk shit about people pee pee.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If your toilet was powered by an AGI, do you want it to like your waste or hate it?

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