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"What is my purpose?" (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/justpost@lemmy.world
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[โ€“] 82 points 1 year ago (5 children)

To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

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  • [โ€“] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fuck you.

    I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

    (Good job)

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  • [โ€“] 15 points 1 year ago*

    What I actually read was:

    Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like โ€œwhat the fuckโ€ and โ€œcall the HR, it happened againโ€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.

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