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[–] 77 points 3 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Who looks worse these days? Chris, or Britney?

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Wait, are you saying Brittney is a white monster that you ride? Or are you saying you're Brittney and you ride white monsters? Both are fine, just clarifying.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I am Brittany, and I ride white monsters

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I wish I had someone to send this to

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    I'm just imagining Brittany with a white monster, bottom first, up her snatch with the top sticking out and you crack it open and lay under her to drink from it.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Damn, and here I was, imagining her with a white monster in a strapon behind me, while someone from /c/hungcocks was in front of me with another white monster, and they have some neat trick to pop them open after entry...

    Actually, wait, let's have her in front of me and him behind me with another strapon and the white monster.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    No wonder the can is warm and wet.

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    [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (4 children)

    Can someone explain the white Monster meme? I was at a convention and saw it referenced several times, there was even a cosplay made of white Monsters. Is there a deeper meaning?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    And white, 30 year old boomers.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    But I only drink black and pink monsters

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