Oh please, the crazy train is fine.

Now if you hear music played on bones, then you know you're screwed.

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate

First verse is surprisingly woke for how the song starts. Love it.

Sickest intro Riff ever, followed by maximum disappointment. It's such a jarring mood shift.

I'm staying on the rails on a normal train.

Toxic Gossip Train...

Regular train

I'm going on the rails of a normal train.

another instrument is introduced in the song

Blue Man Group: confused screaming

Someone switched the annoying "ice cream truck song" on our robots at work to the opening of crazy train and it was amazing for like 2 hours before people were just asking the maintenance guys if they could turn off all sounds from them, and they went back to sounding like ice cream trucks.

My favorite version