The Onion

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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

The only reason I didn't is because the MQ-9 is old tech.

Ice is using much smaller drones that blend in better.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

That's bad satire. It can't be on the knife-edge between a joke and a lie. The headline is a punchline and a punch has to hit.

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago

Me too. Far too close.

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[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

I took a fat fuckin bite out of that onion, nice

[–] notabot@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

How very "Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply." of them.

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

They definitely wouldn’t say please, and I’m none too sure about the “put down your weapon part” at this point. I think we’re more at the stage of:

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I was relieved when I saw this was the onion. Fuck.

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 1 point 3 months ago

ukraine will help us shoot them down. ice would have it if they weren't so cheap