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[–] 38 points 3 months ago (1 child)

If elden ring was in first person, this is what you would see when entering the Ohio area.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Two girls, one cup.

    And the cup overfloweth.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Gonna have that sphincter whistling like a tea kettle.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Silent hill 2026. Bags of taylor farms lettuce amble through the streets

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    We have achieved the techno dystopia we've always dreamed of. Smog everywhere and food that makes you shit yourself until you die.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    More like shart girl summer.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    It said on Sunday that it had re-reviewed the sample and reported the false-positive to Taylor Farms, adding it "continues working with the firm to ensure product implicated in this outbreak has been removed from the market".

    The latest update means the exact source of the parasite is still not known.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gw9n1kx9do

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Taylor farms pays republicans 4 million dollars since 2020.

    Republicans purge the FDA of actual scientists and autistic people replacing them with corrupt yes men.

    Taylor farms gives people parasites. Taco bell identifies it and removes taylor farm products from their food. FDA covers it up by saying "we did one test and it said the salad was fine. "

    A post blaming Taylor Farms mexico for it, goes viral on X and the FDA and Dept of Health both start directing people to the X post.

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  • [+] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Oh we're doing a summer time slip and slide, eh?

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