Opened AliExpress today and it greeted me with a promo for this face massager

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[–] 46 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Needs a protein boost to work effectively..

Also, OP, why is the image link like 2 pages long? Do you want people to track you? 🤔

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Believe it or not, the link came from incognito tab. 😆

    E: trimmed all the params, seems to still work.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    I forget, where do you cut a link to remove the tracked bit?

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  • [–] 41 points 3 months ago

    Wait, there is a free alternative, stepsister.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You know what else does that

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    [–] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Well, this is sufficiently ridiculous to post ... but I must admit I don't entirely understand it.
    Sure, there's a reference to sucking cock here. Got that.
    But what is the device supposed to do? And why does it give you sideburns?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    So blowing one out helps with removing mouth wrinkles... Well, guys, if you are interested in a wrinkleless look, you know what you need to do! Train the shrimp mode!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    It even fixes chapped lips!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I'm sexually attracted to Before use

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