Opened AliExpress today and it greeted me with a promo for this face massager

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[–] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Well, this is sufficiently ridiculous to post ... but I must admit I don't entirely understand it.
Sure, there's a reference to sucking cock here. Got that.
But what is the device supposed to do? And why does it give you sideburns?

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