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[–] 117 points 3 months ago

I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.

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  • [–] 45 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    Found the video. It is also a joke.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/rZNFYl4m-Co

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Did you feel the love of God inside you?

    Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered "I don't know what to think of someone saying 'You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.' Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?"

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    The tinder lovin' party - republicans.

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    No lifeguard at muff-pool.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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  • [+] -52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (10 children)

    Next she could accidentally get some braces.

    If you're going in front of a camera for your job, fix your fucked up, snaggle ass teeth, ya wild thornberries.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Americans ,when they see someone has natural teeth not aligned to the precision of a tenth of a 9mm not even bleached using industrial solvents.

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Sure. We have the technology. If you're getting a fake job for a fake cause, perfect your fake look.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    You're wrong, and your statement is despicable

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    Oh no! I feel so bad!

    Go get some braces.

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