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[–] 113 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    How fast would Jule$ be getting a free Scientology personality test if a 5'6" Tom Cruise winked at her?

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Devito is the only person I can think of who would say his height is shorter than it actually is. Dude's probably like 5' 3" but downplays it.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    He’s one of my favorites. Danny Devito is a prince. See Get Shorty. He’s not main, but still so good.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I wish I was, like, 4'7'' instead of 6'6''. Being tall is overrated.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Devito is so legendary over so many decades. I want to talk shit but I dunno

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Pfft. STFU Nardo!

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Excellent Batman Returns reference

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