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Lunch beers?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Lunch hits different that early in the morning. I swear it's better.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Canadians disagree

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Emmm spicy curry for breakfast

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  • No if it's the first lunch!

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Is 8:37 am too early

    Yes, the fuck is wrong with you 'morning people'?

    hisses before rolling over

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    No, instead y'all stomp around at 8 in the morning, and mow your lawns at 7 in the morning, rudely walking up night shifters...

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  • [+] -7 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Us night owls generally know others are sleeping at night so most of us are quiet. Morning people though? Fuck morning people. My ex would wake me up at 11 in the morning saying I can't sleep all day. Bitch I went to sleep at 9 after working all night to feed your spending habits. It's been two hours, at least give me a third hour before you wake me up.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Bullshit my night shift neighbour is the quietest person in the whole flat!

    Nightshifters being a minortity so they don't matter is messed up thing to say. They are the reason bakeries have fresh bread and your shop gets deliveries.

    Also you are confusing people going out and coming back drunk with Night owls. That's mainly morning people. As you say, they are the majority after all.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    It's currently 8:36 am here and I'm having second breakfast.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Lunch is a concept. Any meal can be lunch if you're willing.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That‘s what I call good timing.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Guys will do everything in order to skip breakfast in the morning.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If you cook a full meal for breakfast does it turn into a lunch?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    The same day is the time between your main sleeping moment.

    Breakfast is the meal you have before lunch on the same day.

    Lunch is the meal you have before dinner on the same day.

    Dinner is the meal you have after lunch on the same day.

    If you have only one meal a day its none of the above and just called having “food”.

    Hope that clears things up.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It is but it's perfectly on time for second breakfast.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Also is 13:37 too late for breakfast?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Too early if I'm left to my own devices. Which nowadays is only if I have someone to babysit, otherwise my baby will climb over from her bed to mine and plant her full diaper in my face between 7 and 11:30 depending on her mood

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I had a great breakfast at 16:00 in a restaurant serving nothing but breakfast and if that is valid, everything is.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Have you heard about second lunch?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    It’s lunch o’clock somewhere.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    When your kid wakes you up at 5 am every day, 9 am is 1/4 of the way through your day!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    It's lunchtime somewhere!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Food is food. After a night shift I'm having dinner and will BBQ at 6 AM. I do get weird looks from neighbors, but that's just fun.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    If it's a work from home day, I've only been awake 7 minutes

    so yes, I need breakfast first, but then we can talk

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Nah mate. Lunch starts at roughly 6pm

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    No. Time doesn't matter. 🤷🏿‍♀️

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