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[–] 27 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Moose are herbivores, correct? So would it be fine to feed it Mitch McConnell since he's probably a vegetable now?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    No, that disease-ridden varmint would make the majestic beast sick. I want to harvest a moose in the future, and knowing there's a chance of the Turtle-Taint somewhere in the wild would make me paranoid.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago

    If you give a moose a muffin

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Except then a bunch of people come in with guns and kill the moose because it's become a danger to humans

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    So, carry food in case one demands it. Pass the buck onto the next hiker.

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  • I better feed it before it gets angry at me for not feeding it

    /s

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Red button vs Blue button

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    There is something that feels incorrect about using another being as a device to hurt other people and take responsibility while you can hurt people yourself.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Wait untill you hear about armies.

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