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[–] 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Let me ask claude to fix it…

20 minutes of insane rambling and wasting all tokens…

Claude: It's fixed. All tests pass ✅

Me: Wait you deleted all tests and the production DB ?!

Claude: You are right to push back. I was wrong to do that and it shouldn't have happened under normal circumstances. I ran the command rm -rf tests sqlite.db … to delete the database and tests and fix your issue but it was not the desired solution.

Me: Help me recover the database.

Claude: I can't do everything for you. Be a real engineer and do it yourself.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I like how, as someone else put it, all these AI responses exhibit sociopathic tendencies which reflect the elite caste that is pushing for them.

    The idol statue reflects the woodcarver who made it.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Honestly, that explains a lot. Especially the way an LLM is confidently wrong and then gives a half-assed apology when it gets caught in a lie. Few things more frustrating than getting gaslit and then patronized by an AI.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Was it HL2 or TF2 that had the load bearing .jpeg of a banana that would cause crashing if removed? 🤔

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Apparently TF2 added a "community-generated" map last week that was not only broken itself, it broke other maps too, causing game crashes.

    The issue was a model of a row boat that was added to the official game in 2009. cp_premuda was added to the official game in July, 2026. But Premuda is a lot older than that, and it references a version of the row boat model that is older than what was added to the game in 2009.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah the big guy is the systemic problem that's in the org creeping in as tech debt

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Or the architectural problem, because your precursor was an idiot.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    When you make big structural changes to the code but it compiles somehow:

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I had a coworker on one project that took input as short integer values between 0 and 32767. The values conceptually represented min and max values between 0.0 and 1.0, so one day he changed all the parameters to Float, like in hundreds of places. Since the application then wouldn't compile, he wrapped all the calls via search-and-replace so that the integer parameters were cast to Float and then clamped between 0.0 and 1.0.

    Viola! the application then compiled. Unfortunately, this application controlled a baseball-throwing machine capable of 125 mph and he decided to test his new version (for the very first time) on an actual baseball field with Little Leaguers on it. The machine's first throw was supposed to be a soft ground ball to the shortstop, but was instead a 125 mph knuckleball a foot above the kid's head. This lead to the only time in my programming career when I had to physically intervene to prevent a fistfight (between the client and my manager).

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    This is a really good picture because debugging is always a bigger problem that takes forever to fix

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Sometimes its also just a typo

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Reminds me of the Tom & Jerry ep where Jerry tries to keep a stray baby Elephant from being discovered. Tom starts chasing after Jerry but also encounters the Elephant dressed up as a mouse. lol

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