😎 Looks like it's going to be a good week

McConnell needed organs

Hell has one more worthless coward now.

I feel terrible for the gay prostitutes around DC.

They lost a steady revenue stream.

Sure would be nice if we got a third boot licker with ailing health to kick it to really ring in 250.

You know, I thought the sun seemed a little brighter this morning.

🥳🎉 🥂🥳 Thoughts and Prayers. He joined Moscow Mitch in hell and soon they both can fuck tRump's ass again.

Unexpected by him, maybe.

Hotly anticipated by many.

Hate those unexpected illnesses. Much better to have the expected ones.

Check in to see if they're finally admitting that Mitch is dead and find this instead!

In the illustrious words of Weird Al:

"Cause I'll be laughing my ass off while he's burning in hell."

Any chance this sudden illness is contagious, you know to close personal friends and colleagues

Suspiciously Epsteiny. He was for sure part of that

Hold on guys! He's twitching again! No, wait, my eye was twitching! My eye was twitching the whole time! My nose said stink but my eye was twitching so I didn't know! Yeah he D I D, did.

Probably backed getting out of Iran and refused to resign.