"Why was he such a POS do you think?"

"The same reason he went to Mexico every year to suck the blood from goats. For kicks."

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[–] 45 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago*

    So comrades, come rally
    And the last fight let us face
    The Internationale
    unites the human race

    [...]

    No saviour from on high delivers
    No faith have we in prince or peer
    Their own right hand the chain must shiver
    Bound of hatred, greed and fear
    Before the thief will out with their booty
    And give to all a happier lot.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago

    Well isn’t that an nice way to start the day!

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago*

    In related news, a new public outhouse is soon opened.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    Today shall be a good beer and a good joint day. When Mitch becomes "was" on Wikipedia it will be a champagne day :)

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago* (8 children)

    The alert on my phone woke me up, but the grogginess from sleep and the lack of my glasses caused my brain to read “Mitch McConnell has died”, so I sat up and was like, “I KNEW IT!”

    So I grabbed my phone and put on my glasses, and saw that it was Lindsay Graham, and thought “Eh… almost as good”. Then I made myself some coffee.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    You get notifications on your phone, out loud, while your sleeping, regarding politics?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    alerts were going off for hours, even past when my sleep-mode switches off. there were, like, 10+ of them going all the way back to 2:35am

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

    Because a senator died? How come that's so important to you?

    Just curiousity not criticism

    Edit: I was thinking of the wrong person

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  • [–] -2 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Oh I misremebered who lindsey graham was

    I dont know anything about them then, so I dont know why they are a bad person

    If you dont mind explaining...

    Edit: though I am reading his wiki page as we speak and he already seems like a POS

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (2 children)

    I do, actually. I'm not here to educate you on who a pretty famous (and famously shitty) person happens to be, especially when you could very easily look up one of the literally thousands of articles dominating the news today. I suggest you educate yourself-- a habit I wish more people would practice.

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  • [–] -1 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    I literally said im reading about him already

    You couldve just said hes an anti LGBTQ+ rights

    Instead you wrote a paragraph about me being uneducated

    Im not from the US moron so im not obsessed with your politics to the point of being woken up in the night by news articles

    Sorry I didnt reach the LGBTQ+ rights section of his wiki fast enough for you

    Lastly I did not notice what community I was on, my mistake obviously

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    I literally said im reading about him already

    you edited a comment I already replied to

    You couldve just said hes an anti LGBTQ+ rights

    as I already said: I'm not here to educate you

    Im not from the US moron

    I'm also not here to deal with name-calling, nor does your locale excuse your behavior or your ignorance

    you're being very annoying, so I'm blocking you.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Oh shit, I’m about to roll a blunt. Rest in piss LG!

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    Oh, A_Union_of_Kobolds. Zombies can't die. This is some sort of scam. If he were dead, we would be hearing the sounds of children singing in the streets.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    This post is how I found out 😆

    It's hilarious that Joe Biden is giving eulogising statements about dead Republicans who are half his age and who complained about his oldness 😎

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Graham Cracker time is over!

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'm glad Lindsey Graham is dead. I'm sure Mitch McConnell will be next soon. It bugs me to no end that there is no karma and no justice for the horrors that these guys have contributed to the world. Fuck them and that all the ones coming after them.

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Khamenei's death list -1 ?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    News so good I'm gonna eat a hotdog to celebrate.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    he probably just went to talk to Mitch

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