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    [–] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I had to put some WD-40 on a seized cum the other day to unscrew it.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    I love chocolate bars with cococum in them

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Stop being such a cumcase!

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago

    1000068466

    Chipmunk with cheeks full of cums 🥰🥺

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    "I have a cum allergy."

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Cumier than squirell shit has a nice ring.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    You wanna get cum? Come on, let's get cum.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    This is cum!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    My dad called me a little shit, so I cummed him

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I wonder if Australia has better words for cum though that the government's hiding

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Mmm, time for some toast with Vegemite and cum butter

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago*

    Oh look, there is cum falling all over the place. That one almost hit me.

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