the British will measure in anything but Standard

lived about 150 million years ago

Since we're converting everything to cricket, assuming an average lifespan of 112 days (an estimate I found online, taking into account the wide variation between the wide variety of cricket species) this is ~489,174,107 cricket generations ago.

For those like me:

22 yards / 20 metres

I spent a good amount of time trying to figure out what the wavelength of a cricket chirp had to do with a neck length. Is the neck specialized in detecting those chirps? How many crickets did that thing eat daily?

Then I spotted the community name. Fuck.

If there is anything on earth that I do not do it is measure things by cricket pitches

This deviation from the widely accepted soccer field unit must be the spiteful reaction of the British to the separation from the EU.

And cricket wasn't invented until the 16th century. Checkmate, atheists. /s

How long was the cricket pitch discovered in Thailand?

The british pint though....

They invented it, but they're also correct to abandon it.