I could preemptively forgive being lightninged to death, but not lies.

Rude

Nuh uh, force field!

D'oh not again!

I only feel a slight tingle. Crank it up another 300%. Kill me, god damn it!

mind trying again, I'm still alive and the horrors are never ending

The lightening in social media (including the memes) kills us all.

Aw beans

ow

Please try harder I'm not dead