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‘ARTISTIC LICENSE’ [OC] (feddit.nl)
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- - - This is a comic strip - - - NASA HEADQUARTERS, 1976. The mission leader announces the next phase in Voyager 2's mission to a board room full of engineers. Leader: AT SOME POINT, VOYAGER 2 WILL DO A FLYBY OF URANUS. Leader: I HAVE COMMISSIONED AN ILLUSTRATOR TO MAKE A RENDITION OF THIS EVENT. A groovy looking artist wheels in a covered-up painting Then, the artist pulls off the cover to reveal a very NSFW painting of Uranus and Voyager 2. One engineer: MY GOD!!! Another engineer: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!? One engineer even has a gag reflex. An engineer asks: WHAT IS IT DOING WITH ITS PLASMA WAVE ANTENNAS? Artist: HOLDING THE HOLE OPEN. Engineer: WHERE IS THE MAGNETOMETER BOOM? Artist: INSIDE. The leader gets angry with the artist. Leader: THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY, MAN! Artist: I PUT THE ‘LUST’ IN ILLUSTRATOR. Leader: YOU PUT THE ‘ILL’ IN ILLUSTRATOR. The leader shoves the artist out of the board room. Artist: HEY MAN, ARE YOU DECOMMISSIONING ME?

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