Mentally ill person harms himself in a terrible way and the response of the state is to put him in jail? That's so American.

His attorney says the case has raised serious questions about his mental state

No shit, Sherlock

what is the charge, burning a penis? a succulent penis?!

Thought they had duplicated the mug shot at first, then I realised he must have been beside himself

Mine has led me into trouble, but I was never that annoyed with it.

Dicks off to pay respects.

Dude took Zardoz way too seriously

Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dopped

Is that really a crime? I can’t see that really causing property damage. Shouldn’t he just be in the hospital to get stabilized on medication?

He's kinda cute. Shame about the penis and mental health.

Did I miss something in the article? Apart from the headline, nothing says anything about being dismembered. It says he was stabbed.

Why are people hating their penises right now? This dude and the firecracker dude... chill with the penile punishment!

My God. Did ... did they at least manage to save the penis?

Back home again, in Indiana-land

So? I did this last Tuesday and you don't see me bragging about it.

wtf is with the click baity shit title? there was never any mention of a penis in the story. in fact the entire story was completely different to the title.

Sounds too much like work.

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Cocks are great just not on me, or him. 🤣

Maybe he was on PCP like that guy from Wu Tang who cut off his wang

Investigators said he initially told officers that he had been stabbed by someone in the downtown area