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"Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer" (piefed.world)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/shit@piefed.world
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[–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Back in the day you got spyware and your computer was host to it but you also got a purple gorilla for your desktop. Nowadays you pay a hundred bucks for the spyware and all you get is a shitty speaker with a subscription that never plays the song or artist you want to hear.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Today, I asked Gemini to play my Lofi playlist (my car has smart bullshit 'cause EV) to help my kid relax during a road trip, and it started playing music from the Rocket League soundtrack (and no, it wasn't the lofi releases).

    I remember when Google Assistant came out more than a fucking decade ago and it was vastly more capable of correctly interpreting speech, but they just kept cutting its capabilities to save on compute.

    Now, Gemini is just as fucking dumb right out of the gate, but you can pay Google a monthly fee to get the "better" version, which I'm sure will only be better for a little while until they make it dumb too and introduce a higher tier to bilk us some more.

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    • [–] 2 points 4 months ago*

    Or you had cable tv.

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    [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    ..but what about my Gator shopping browser plug-in!

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