I applied for a job at K-Mart many years ago. This was at the tail end of their "good" years here. Anyways, the interviewer pulled this shtick on me. I replied with something like "Its a pen. It writes." They werent thrilled with that and dismissed me right away. Like, bitch this is a K-Mart not a damn Saks Fifth Ave or something.

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whatcha doin with your eleventy-bajillion investor check?