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[–] 55 points 4 months ago (6 children)

It made me happy until I read the article about a truckload of vintage Japanese porn crashing into a grain silo in rural Manitoba and being completely destroyed. Apparently that truck had the only remaining copy of the 1972 magazine featuring "the girl with the tempura asshole". It was a revolutionary piece of art that introduced the concept of eating ass to a generation.

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    [–] 21 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Yes actually

    Fixing computers during the day + being on my own at home (games, making art, listening to music, etc.) = very happy.

    It’s not just a slop/work/social media machine

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    [–] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Not yet. I have to touch bad computer for 8 hours today before i can go home and touch good computer

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I 3d modelled a gnoll with big titties and i was happeh

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Yes.

    I also talked with my parents. That didn't make me happy.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Nothing makes me happy.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Yes. I played video games and then I cuddled with my cat and watched movies on my little handheld computer.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    She won't let me touch her ports.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    It's because you didn't restart the happiness daemon after the update.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    No, it didn’t. Touching the computer usually means I’m making money for someone else at the cost of my attention and time being dragged away from how I would prefer to be spending my one wild and precious existence.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating

    dialog
    

    content

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    2 questions but only 1 way to answer. So the implication is you can only be happy when using a computer? This dev needs QA

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    If only the computer could touch me

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Yes in my case.

    Progress on my app next update. Progress on my first game. Some good music and videos about how deep in shit are americans, which make me appreciate my country more.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    No should commence an immediate shutdown

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  • No, it didn't. It facilitated me hanging out with friends which I enjoyed.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    It helped my forget, mostly, the horrendous back pain in in today.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    No. Ever since my work injury, looking at a screen or playing games causes me to be incredibly sick.

    I played 20 minutes of Skyrim yesterday, and I was so sick midday I had such a bad migraine I took a nap and had hot flashes where I sweat through my shirt. Last night barely slept due to nightmares.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    i never touch a computer again once built, unless it demands an upgrade.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    It made me much happier today than it did yesterday. Yesterday it was being a complete pain in the neck, but today, all good.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I actually haven't. I only touched my mouse, keyboard, and monitor..

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    it does! my friends are on it :3

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Depends on if it's the work computer or personal computer

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    Does the smartphone count?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I was in a car accident and I have used my computer to fight an insurance company. Am I happy? - no. Do I feel like my future is better - potentially yes. I guess it all sucks.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Needed to use my work computer for 5mins, fired it up the workplace software crashed (50/50 chance these days) only solution is a reboot. Start the reboot process "Your computer is updating, please do not power off" type message (Not word for word) I haven't got time for this. Pull the plug before it starts doing anything serious, power on. Your computer needs to update before starting. 20mins before I can start a 5min task.

    Windows.

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