exactly what I was thinking of lmao

I’m an ol’ factory assistant.

"I won't ask why you even know how that smell."

60% of the time, it works every time

This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier!

"What did you think of that candidate?"

"He had the half crazed look we wanted, but he obviously took a shower before the interview, so I just dont feel comfortable hiring them."

Medievile Europe dide smellethe like asse.

Ie pute thate shite one everythinge.

(Intrusive thoughtse)

Oh sure they did, maybe not a hot perfumed shower every day like we do but bad BO would ruin a business deal or a relationship as much then as it would now.