Oh, snap! How did I miss that?!? That must've been hilarious AF!

melania must be bummed to see katie perry dating him.

Brothel too, but that got more specialized

and owning a seedy business, like tradition. DJT opens a "pageant" to traffick women.

Yep no surprise there

dont you mean navel orange or GRAPEFRUIT.

restaurant-hotel

Well, a sort of hotel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump

Located at 208 Washington Street, the Dairy Restaurant was in the middle of Seattle's Pioneer Square; Washington Street was nicknamed "the Line" and included an assortment of saloons, casinos, and brothels. Biographer Gwenda Blair called it "a hotbed of sex, booze, and money, was the indisputable center of the action in Seattle."[6]: 41  The restaurant served food and liquor and was advertised to include "Rooms for Ladies", a common euphemism for prostitution.[6]: 

Despite the placer's claim providing Trump no right to build any structure on the land, he quickly bought lumber to build a new boarding house and operate it similarly to the Dairy Restaurant.

In May 1898, Trump and Levin moved to Bennett, British Columbia,[17] a town known for prospectors building boats in order to travel to Dawson. In Bennett, Trump and Levin opened the Arctic Restaurant and Hotel, which offered fine dining, lodging and sex in a sea of tents.

Don't shame sex work. Lots of brothel owners are bad people but it's not automatic.

Thousand-yard stare like a retarded mule.

There seems to be some speculation about when the change was made. Some time between late 1600's and early 1900's seems to be the consensus. Both DJT and his father has always been named Trump though.