They've also been shown to have a not insignificant impact on the ozone. We're so fucked

That's a lot of electronics waste. Estimates for 2025 e-waste into landfills was around 65 million tons, and it continues to rise each year. It's not an either/or, we can complain about both, but the scale difference makes the first seem a bit less dramatic. We should do something about our throwaway society.

Not just incinerated, incinerate red in the upper atmosphere while directly heating it.

They burn up from friction, it's not just the flames the whole process is heating the planet and who knows how many things it's fucking up we haven't noticed before.

But the most important bit is if they don't know how to get them down, they need to stop sending them up. It's not rocket appliances

I imagine most of that weight isn't the actual electronics, but the housing.

Hundreds of tons of random natural space dust hit the atmosphere daily

I'm pretty sure that de-orbiting and incinerating the satellites cleans up space junk and prevents Kessler syndrome. Launching that constellation into space in the first place, on the other hand...

Not just us! Also the dolphins and terns. Everything else is okay tho

That is literally impossible in low earth orbit.